Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
