before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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