I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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