one two three fourrrrnication!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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