So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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