his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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