im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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