We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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