The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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