I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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