i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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