PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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