Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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