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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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