ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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