Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck appropriateness.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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