I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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