Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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