I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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