Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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