I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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