well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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