BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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