You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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