yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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