I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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