Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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