During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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