We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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