Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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