he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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