I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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