But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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