i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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