physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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