She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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