Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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