Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
