do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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