if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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