MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
ok first of all what the fuck
I have post one night stand depression
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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