Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
plz talk dirty to me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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