I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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