only if we run a train.
done.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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