We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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