I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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