I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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