2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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