therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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