im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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