Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dicks are not precious.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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