I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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