You surviving the open bar?
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she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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