so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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