Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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