He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
